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"Loserville grads end up livin' in a van down by the river" 

Warning; if you are easily offended, or you are part of the politically correct police, you may not want to enter. If this site were a movie it would be rated PG-13.

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a TARD wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.


Q: How do you tell which is the bride at a TARD wedding?
A: She's the one with the braided armpits.


Q: What do Waste Management trucks have printed on their sides in Louisville?
A: We cater TARD weddings


Pee walks in to The Cardinal Inn and sees nothing but other guys.
He says to the bartender, "Are there any broads around here?"

The bartender says, "No. But there's always Jerry."

Pee says, "No, thanks, man. I'm not into that stuff."

Pee has a few drinks, and then he says to the bartender, "So, who would have to know...just you, me, and Jerry?"

The bartender looks around, bends over, and says, "Just you, me, Jerry, Ed, and Phil."

Pee says, "Who the hell are Ed and Phil?"

The bartender says, "They're the guys who hold Jerry down. You see, he's not into that stuff either."

Disclaimer: The use of words like Tard, Loser, and Usmeller are only rhetorical terms and refer only the U of L program and their meat-headed fan base. In no way should you confuse or mistake them for the challenged, your brother in law or people who do not or can not afford to bathe. These are after all just jokes.




This pic of a Tard bandmember speaks for itself. No comment needed.


"When Clark Francis ranked me number one...I nearly sharted."


Tailgating ala Loserville


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