Q: How do you tell which
is the Groom at a TARD wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
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Q: How do you tell which is the bride at a TARD wedding?
A: She's the one with the braided armpits.
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Q: What do Waste Management trucks have printed on their sides in Louisville?
A: We cater TARD weddings
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Pee walks in to The Cardinal Inn and sees nothing but other guys.
He says to the bartender, "Are there any broads around here?"
The bartender says, "No. But there's
always Jerry."
Pee
says, "No, thanks, man. I'm not into that stuff."
Pee has a few drinks, and then he says to the bartender, "So, who would have to know...just you, me, and
Jerry?"
The bartender
looks around, bends over, and says, "Just you, me, Jerry, Ed, and Phil."
Pee says, "Who the hell are Ed and Phil?"
The bartender says, "They're the guys who hold Jerry down.
You see, he's not into that stuff either."
